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I just watched this totally patronizing movie the other day and i was really struck by its reality. It wasn’t really what i wanted to say before the end of it. But I was sure it was going to be manipulated like all the other films that have come out in the past with me in it. You people really didn’t take your chance of making a difference to society such wimps. I wanted it to end like it always does with a smile. Let me take you threw what really happened that night.

I was overlooking the bridge waiting for the fate of mankind. Everything I ever imagined was falling into place. Finally my chance at total world domination and destruction has been envisioned. But alas I spoke to soon the stupid Batman had to intervene. Let me take you back to where I came from. I love talking about this to everyone it makes me create a shadow over you petty readers. It leaves me with a feeling of empowerment and oneness with your self that is really infectious. It is really time that I spoke about my humble beginnings. My dad used to find it really disconcerting that I was born with such a serious face. I m not denying that he was a scoundrel who just bashed anything he saw. But he was stronger than me back then, bashing up my mom for no reason. Then one day( oh this is so good, I sort of salivate when I hear myself telling this part) he took a knife and made these marks on my face and with a smile asked me ” Why So Serious Son….”. I really wish reader you were here right now so that I could cut you up in little pieces and play with your body parts till it smells like a dead skunk. But then again you’re totally under the protection of that horrible man with his suit wound up so tight that I just hope it would kill him one day. HAHAHAHAH. I m sure you all are waiting to read what i have to say about this obnoxious movie. I think of this movie like my tribute video for Batman. A death i want to inflict upon him in the coming days. I m not sure I want to come back soon. Yes i want to inflict some more pain.

But guys I really feel sorry for what happened to Two Face but it had to be done for the greater bad. He always had it in him the potential to create mayhem. He was a pawn to all my greater plans. So his loss was needed so that there will be no face for Gotham to look upto. Yes Batman I took him to end Gotham’s chance at goodness. His skin will always reek of what I had made him do. A man who totally lost his purpose and joined the true chosen one THAT is MEEEEEEEEEEEEE. May he rest in evil.

Yes darlings my letting go of him was part of the plan. Like I said I want this to go on forever. So I inflicted very small injuries to this man. He has reached a stage where he has to run from everyone. I want to take when he finally runs from himself. That is when we both will become one and his morality will be mine to butcher on this table. I will finally see who the Batman really his with my final blow. Goodnight till then. But all this talk about Batman has gotten me thinking about my next plan, how I wish he would make a mistake because of his biggest weakness and that is you.

P.S for those of you who still want my dwindling army please pull out my card from any deck near you.

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